11.8.08;
its really sad but everywhere i look. im disgusted.
its not the environment.
its not really the people. well sorta.
its not the smell.
but its
people who wear skinny jeans.
my god. the streets are littered with people wearing skinny jeans. but im not really against the jeans per se but the people wearing them. here are some common guidelines to follow.
1. While the whole point of skinny jeans is well to be skinny, its not really that nice to be wearing skinnies that looks like or in actual fact is cutting off circulation to the foot. So yes people who wear too skinny skinny jeans should just die.
2. Skinny jeans on skinny people makes your calves look smaller than they actually are, unless you want to look like sticks that can be broken stay away from the jeans that makes it look like 2 chopsticks.
3. Skinny jeans on people with fat thighs and calves, although in point no. 2 skinny jeans makes calves look smaller but it doesn't apply to all situation. Skinny jeans can also make your thighs and calves look fat and larger than they actually are, like side mirror disclaimers "Objects in mirror look larger than they appear."
i had other rules but those are it, like most fashion thingies, dont overdress, choose your colors wisely, hide your butt cracks just cos you cant see it does not mean it wont ruin other people's appitite. just remember to wear appropriately skinny skinny jeans.
/ramble off
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